El otro día mientras hacía búsquedas en el wiki de la intranet sobre el producto al que doy soporte, me encontré con que alguien había subido un artículo de broma que *no* tenía nada que ver con el trabajo: Una lista de frases graciosas que hacen referencia a la inutilidad de algunos trabajadores XD

Lo más curioso es que, lejos de eliminar el artículo, otros compañeros incluso habían contribuido añadiendo más frases graciosas.

Os dejo con las más divertidas que me encontré :)

  1. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better.”
  2. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.”
  3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
  4. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”
  5. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”
  6. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
  7. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.”
  8. He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.”
  9. He’s been working with glue too much.”
  10. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”
  11. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”
  12. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”
  13. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.”
  14. He’s got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.”
  15. If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”
  16. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”
  17. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.”
  18. It’s hard to believe he beat out 3,000,000 other sperm.”
  19. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.”
  20. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes.”