RIVERDANCE RAP
Lyrics by BEN+ERIC

EVERY TIME I’M IN DA’ PUB, I BE LOOKIN’ AT G’S
WHO THINK THEY GOT MOVES AND CAN DANCE WIT’ EASE.
BOBBING THEIR HEADS LIKE THEY BOBBLE HEAD DOLLS
BUMPING THEIR BOOTY LIKE THEY BUMPIN BOOTY DOLLS
WHEN DID YOU FORGET HOW TO MOVE YOUR FEET
HOW TO DO THE DANCE THAT GOES ALONG WITH THE BEAT
THE DANCE THAT WAS BORN ALONG WITH RAP
THE DANCE THAT GOES BACK BEFORE RAP WAS BLACK?
ONE, NINE, NINE UNTO THE FOUR!
MICHAEL FLATLEY, DOG, AND DR. BUTLER’S AT THE DOOR.
READY TO MAKE HISTORY, A THEATRICAL SHOW
CONSISTING OF TRADITIONAL IRISH STEP DANCING, YO!
HOUSE OF PAINE DIDN’T KNOW, SO THEY JUST JUMPED IN THEIR PANTS
BUT I WAS IN DA’ PUB, WHERE THE LADIES DANCE
STRAIGHT OUTTA DUBLIN, WE WERE SHOWING THE WORLD
HOW TO RIVERDANCE, HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS!

RIVERDANCE DO THE RIVERDANCE!
DO THE RIVER, DIVER, RIVER, DIVER, RIVERDANCE (REPEAT)

You know there ain’t no better dance to help a pimp get along
So throw your hands up if you’re feeling this leprechaun.
Sure Michael Flatley brought the dance to the broadway biz.
But my great grandpa was a lollipop kids, from the
Wizard of oz, he was the river god, diver god, drank until his liver rot,
His ankles they would shiver dog, you should see him do some bell kicks
He was fantastical. He was a phenomenal master of the
river dance, yes the diver dance. He was the
little man who taught who me the river dance, when I had
finally mastered it I got real plastered, and I
traveled to America to show them bastards, but
every time they saw my little legs and little arms, they said

”you’re too short to dance” so I signed with lucky charms, and I
made a few films, leprechaun one and two, don’t be
hating on the flicks have I ever made fun of you? Tricks.
Long story short, I sold the secret dance, to a
Flamer with a headband and a pair of hammer pants, it’s the
River dance, yes the diver dance, is a sick chick magnet for a little man,
And yes the river dance, ALWAYS delivers man, GOT PASSED
DOWN by my leprechaun midget gramps. Peace.

PUT YOUR ARMS TO YOUR SIDES AND YOUR SHOULDERS BACK!
THEN GRAB YOUR FANNY AND ADJUST YOUR SACK!
PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT RIGHT, THEN YOUR RIGHT FOOT LEFT.
TOUCH YOUR TOES TO YOUR LEGS, LIKE YOU HAVING SEX!

YOU CAN DO IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS, YOU CAN DO IT ALONE
YOU CAN DO IT AT WORK, DIVA DO IT AT HOME
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, AND WHERE EVER YOU GO
THE HIP HOP ANTHEM IS THE RIVERDANCE, YO!

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